Tuesday, December 4, 2007
Thalayanamanthram
Urvasi : ithenganaya maastri undaayathu?........
Mamukkoya : njaan iee polytechnic ilonnum padichittillallo?... athondu ee yathrathinte pravarthanamonnum enikku nishchayilla... angane sambavachitha......
In Harihar Nagar II
Appukkuttan : ithonnumalla... mariche pinne avante muriyum avante saadhanangalum ammachi athe padi sookshikkukayanennu vare avan paranjittundu.......
Pattanapravesham
Sreeni : nga.. ippazha njan sradhichathu.... enteyum chettanteyum sabdham orupooleyirikkunnu.....
Thilakan : thante naadevideya?.....
Sreeni : kaayamkulatha....
Thilakan : nga.. pandu njan athileyokke vannittundu....
Sreeni : uvo?... chettante naadevideya?...
Thilakan : mundakkazhatha... eh?..
Sreeni : ngaha... ente achan pandu avide chaaya kada nadathiyirinnu...
Thilakan : chilakkathe cycle chavittero......
Sunday, December 2, 2007
Thursday, November 29, 2007
Cute Love Story I
A girl and guy were speeding over 100 mph on a motorcycle)
> >>Girl: Slow down. I m scared.
> >>
> >>Guy: No this is fun.
> >>
> >>Girl: No its not. Please, its too scary!
> >>
> >>Guy: Then tell me you love me.
> >>
> >>Girl: Fine, I love you. Slow down!
> >>
> >>Guy: Now give me a BIG hug. (Girl hugs him)
> >>
> >>Guy: Can you take my helmet off and put it on? Its bugging me.
............!!!!!!!!!!!
In the paper the next day:
A motorcycle had crashed into a building because of break failure. Two people were on the motorcycle, but only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road, the guy realized that his breaks broke, but he didn't want to let the girl now. Instead, he had her say she loved him, felt her hug one last time, then had er wear his helmet so she would live even though it meant he would die.
> >>Girl: Slow down. I m scared.
> >>
> >>Guy: No this is fun.
> >>
> >>Girl: No its not. Please, its too scary!
> >>
> >>Guy: Then tell me you love me.
> >>
> >>Girl: Fine, I love you. Slow down!
> >>
> >>Guy: Now give me a BIG hug. (Girl hugs him)
> >>
> >>Guy: Can you take my helmet off and put it on? Its bugging me.
............!!!!!!!!!!!
In the paper the next day:
A motorcycle had crashed into a building because of break failure. Two people were on the motorcycle, but only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road, the guy realized that his breaks broke, but he didn't want to let the girl now. Instead, he had her say she loved him, felt her hug one last time, then had er wear his helmet so she would live even though it meant he would die.
I Love You
English - I love you.
Bengali - Aami Tumaake Bhaalo Baashi
Polish - Ja Kocham Ciebie
French - Je T'aime
Hindi - Hum Tumhe Pyar Karte Hai
Czech - Miluji Te
Slovakian - Lu'Bim Ta
Italian - Ti Amo
Ukrainian - Ya Tebe Kahayu
German - Ish Libe Dish
Chinese - Wo Ai Ni
Greek - S'agapo
Hawaian - Aloha Wau Ia Oi
Lithuianian - Tav Myliu
Korean - Sa Rang Hae Yo
Japanese - Ai Shi Te Ru
Romanian - Te Ubsec
Bosnian - Volim Te
Albanian - Te Dua
Filipino - Mahal Kita
Spanish - Te Amo
Bengali - Aami Tumaake Bhaalo Baashi
Polish - Ja Kocham Ciebie
French - Je T'aime
Hindi - Hum Tumhe Pyar Karte Hai
Czech - Miluji Te
Slovakian - Lu'Bim Ta
Italian - Ti Amo
Ukrainian - Ya Tebe Kahayu
German - Ish Libe Dish
Chinese - Wo Ai Ni
Greek - S'agapo
Hawaian - Aloha Wau Ia Oi
Lithuianian - Tav Myliu
Korean - Sa Rang Hae Yo
Japanese - Ai Shi Te Ru
Romanian - Te Ubsec
Bosnian - Volim Te
Albanian - Te Dua
Filipino - Mahal Kita
Spanish - Te Amo
Wednesday, November 28, 2007
Before & After Marriage
Before marriage....
He: Yes. At last. It was so hard to wait.
She: Do you want me to leave?
He: No! Don't even think about it.
She: Do you love me?
He: Of course! Over and over!
She: Have you ever cheated on me?
He: No! Why are you even asking?
She: Will you kiss me?
He: Every chance I get.
She: Will you hit me?
He: Are you crazy! I'm not that kind of person!
She: Can I trust you?
He: Yes.
She: Darling!
After marriage....
Simply read from bottom to top.
He: Yes. At last. It was so hard to wait.
She: Do you want me to leave?
He: No! Don't even think about it.
She: Do you love me?
He: Of course! Over and over!
She: Have you ever cheated on me?
He: No! Why are you even asking?
She: Will you kiss me?
He: Every chance I get.
She: Will you hit me?
He: Are you crazy! I'm not that kind of person!
She: Can I trust you?
He: Yes.
She: Darling!
After marriage....
Simply read from bottom to top.
Tuesday, November 27, 2007
How can a student pass?
Why Students Fail In Examz
It's not the fault of the student if he/she fails b/c the year has an
only 365 days.
Typical academic year for a student.
52 Sundays in a year which are rest days.
Balance 313 days.
Summer holidays 50 where weather is too hot & difficult to study
Balance 263 days
8hrs daily sleep means 122 days.
Balance 141 days
1 hr for daily playing (good for health) means15 days.
Balance 126 days.
2hrs daily 1 for food & other delicacies (chew properly & eat) means 30
days.
Balance 96 days.
1hr for talking (human is a social animal) means
15 days.
Balance 81 days.
Exam days per year at least 35 days.
Balance46 days
Quarterly, half yearly & festival holidays means 40 days.
Balance 6 days.
For sickness at least 3 days.
Balance 3 days.
Movies & functions at least 2 days.
Balance 1 day.
That 1 day is your birthday.
How can a student pass?
It's not the fault of the student if he/she fails b/c the year has an
only 365 days.
Typical academic year for a student.
52 Sundays in a year which are rest days.
Balance 313 days.
Summer holidays 50 where weather is too hot & difficult to study
Balance 263 days
8hrs daily sleep means 122 days.
Balance 141 days
1 hr for daily playing (good for health) means15 days.
Balance 126 days.
2hrs daily 1 for food & other delicacies (chew properly & eat) means 30
days.
Balance 96 days.
1hr for talking (human is a social animal) means
15 days.
Balance 81 days.
Exam days per year at least 35 days.
Balance46 days
Quarterly, half yearly & festival holidays means 40 days.
Balance 6 days.
For sickness at least 3 days.
Balance 3 days.
Movies & functions at least 2 days.
Balance 1 day.
That 1 day is your birthday.
How can a student pass?
This is Business
Father : "I want you to marry a girl of my choice"
Son : "I will choose my own bride!"
Father : "But the girl is Bill Gates's daughter."
Son : "Well, in that case...ok"
Next - Father approaches Bill Gates.
Father : "I have a husband for your daughter."
Bill Gates : "But my daughter is too young to marry!"
Father : "But this young man is a vice-president of the World Bank."
Bill Gates : "Ah, in that case...ok"
Finally Father goes to see the president of the World Bank.
Father : "I have a young man to be recommended as a vice-president."
President : "But I already have more vice- presidents than I need!"
Father : "But this young man is Bill Gates's son-in-law."
President : "Ah, in that case...ok"
This is how business is done!!
Moral: Even If you have nothing,You can get Anything. But your attitude
should be positive
Son : "I will choose my own bride!"
Father : "But the girl is Bill Gates's daughter."
Son : "Well, in that case...ok"
Next - Father approaches Bill Gates.
Father : "I have a husband for your daughter."
Bill Gates : "But my daughter is too young to marry!"
Father : "But this young man is a vice-president of the World Bank."
Bill Gates : "Ah, in that case...ok"
Finally Father goes to see the president of the World Bank.
Father : "I have a young man to be recommended as a vice-president."
President : "But I already have more vice- presidents than I need!"
Father : "But this young man is Bill Gates's son-in-law."
President : "Ah, in that case...ok"
This is how business is done!!
Moral: Even If you have nothing,You can get Anything. But your attitude
should be positive
Monday, November 26, 2007
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